So lately, I’ve been feeling extra lazy and have really been wanting to dress in sweats 24/7. I’ve been a frequent ‘lazy shopper,’ with my sweats, Steve Madden combat boots and hoodies. In a way, the winter months have really taken their toll mentally and fashionably. I can’t seem to get out of bed anymore. So when I do, I literally just throw on some shoes and a beanie and I’m off to wherever I need to go. Apparently I’m not giving a shit about laundry since I’m stuck in sweats. What’s a boy to do?
I came home from my bleak work hours 12pm-9pm, and sat my little ass(which is actually pretty bubbly I may correct) in our rocking chair and gorged myself on Rips(those sour licorice candies) and Cup Noodle. Then and there I decided that I have hit rock bottom. I’ve fallen into the non-fashion retail schlub of uniformity and lameness. Something needs to change, or I’m gonna end up on the back of a milk carton…meaning I will kidnap my little, juicy ass and take it shopping!
Which I plan to do. Obviously not tomorrow since it is Christmas Eve and all that Yuletide fluff. No, I’ll bide my time and wait for those random crazy sales at the department and specialty stores. I mean the cheaper the better. It is a recession. But irregardless I refuse to recess into the loathsome world of non-matching socks and eternal fleece-lined apparel. Might as well change my website to ‘Everyday Regrets by Me.’ Nope I won’t be an unfortunate soul this year. I don’t have a New Years resolution. Getting dressed is a way of life. Who’s with me?